2/10
SAHARA (2005). For sheer unadulterated nonsense, this is hard to beat. Matthew McConaughey (King of Smug) is an ex-Navy Seal adventurer who together with his trusty friend Steve Zahn, and his hot girlfriend (Penelope Cruz) goes looking for a ship that disappeared in the Civil War. Apparently this film ending up costing the best part of $300 million and took a lot less than that. It sucks.
